Monday, April 4, 2016

Insult Poem






His hair was as dirty as the lies

All he does is cries
He thinks he's cool
Although he's just a tool



 He is so pathetic
It makes him synthetic
He gets as mad as a duck without food
Sometimes I just have to be rude



His brain is so small
I doubt he uses it at all
He thinks his mixtape is fire
But he's just a big liar



He thinks he's so lit
And he says that he's fit
It's time to workout
Instead of pout

2 comments:

  1. I think your poem is really clever
    You sure did pull a mean lever
    These boys think they're one cool crew
    but everything in this poem is true

    But I do have a wag of the finger
    Some of your words stay and linger
    This fix will be nice and calm
    I know you can do it because you are the bomb

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  2. I like that your insults are fire,
    this poem must have taken some time
    You may need a new grammar specialist to hire,
    for you'll do anything to make a rhyme

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